I've had this series on my DVR-radar for quite some time, and it's finally here:
"Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire" on Comedy Central
Well, it was pretty darn silly, but that's also pretty much why I sat down to watch it. The first 2 eps ran back to back Thursday night, but they are replaying it a few times or so it seems. Try to catch it to see if you dig it or not. Here's a few lines from the other night:
Krod to (the pagan hottie) Aneka:
"If you're gonna tumble, you shouldn't wear *that*...they saw everything!"
Krod to Aneka:
"It's not a chastity belt. That's state-of-the-art vaginal armor."
Zezelryck (wannabe Wizard) to Krod
"And some of those spells are on a timed release, so we may not know for weeks all the good that I did."
Chancellor Dongalor to his advisor Barnabus:
"Engamora? What is that, gay for good-bye?"
Bruce (Krod's mentor's prison lover) to Krod's question of "The Golden One?":
"It's a slightly less cliche way of saying 'The Chosen One'."
Chancellor Dongalor questioning a potential assassin for hire:
"If you were a tree, what kind would you be?"
"A killing tree."
the Narrator describing part of Krod's plan:
"...possibly put the kibosh on a pagan gang bang."
There were many more goofy yet giggle-inducing moments, including the story of a prisoner who's name sounds surprisingly similar to the crime he *allegedly* committed (his name: "Horst Draper"), and some pagan pole-dancing at the 300 Raccoon ceremony, etc.
As stated, it was very, very silly, but it might still be worth some more viewings/recordings. Heck, my DVR has at least a whopping 4% free space at the moment, so why not? We'll see...
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